Baubo's Bawdy Joke Bazaar

What did the the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's cute, but can you breathe through that thing?"

The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken has a lazy smile on his face. The egg is restless, irritable. She says, "Now we know which came first."

News flash: A truck with a cargo of Viagra was hijacked today. Police are looking for a bunch of hardened criminals.

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.

—and many more at Prairie Home Companion

"Last night my husband's Viagra got stuck in his throat."
"What happened to him?"
"Nothing, but in the morning he had a stiff neck."

My husband suggested, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight, dear?"

"Great idea! You stand by the stove while I sit on the sofa with the remote."

One day my husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Yale."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," my husband said as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."



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