did the the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's cute, but can you breathe
through that thing?"
chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken has a lazy smile on his face.
The egg is restless, irritable. She says, "Now we know which came first."
flash: A truck with a cargo of Viagra was hijacked today. Police are looking for
a bunch of hardened criminals.
do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
many more at Prairie
night my husband's Viagra got stuck in his throat."
"Nothing, but in the morning he had a stiff neck."
husband suggested, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight, dear?"
idea! You stand by the stove while I sit on the sofa with the remote."
day my husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the
laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Yale."
just too hot to wear clothes today," my husband said as he stepped out of
the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
that I married you for your money."